To the right you can see my yucktastic stomach and lower boob. While it's true that there are larger people roaming the beaches of every tropical location, I don't wish to be mistaken for a beached whale when I visit one of those sandy getaways. In order to avoid being tossed into the ocean by local PETA fans, I need to start caring for and maintaining my body now. Yes, my face has been edited out of the photograph for the simple reason that I was a grease ball the day I decided to take this photo---today. Our new house doesn't have a proper shower! Don't judge me!Here are my first set of measurements: Biceps: 12 inches, Bust: 42 Inches, Waist: 36 inches, Hip: 44 inches, Thigh: 27 inches. Those 40's make me sad. Extremely sad. I'd love to lose at least seven inches from my bust, waist, and hips before the start of 2012. My thighs and biceps are more than welcome to gain more girth if girth means muscle. I find large, strong, and well defined thighs highly attractive on women. Means you can literally kick the shit out of someone. As for my weight---the scale is back at the old house, but I'm going to guess I'm at least 192 pounds since that's how much I weighed a few weeks ago and I don't feel much larger than that.
Today, I was a naughty eater. We still need to get groceries for our new house fridge. So, all I ate today was a Hardee's Frisco hamburger sandwich, french fries, chocolate milkshake, tea, sprite, two servings of Pringle's Sour Cream and Onion chips....oh, and a handful of strawberries. Hurray for fruit!
Exercising---yeah, none of that today. I'm a lazy white girl who is currently busy moving crap from one house into another in the middle of summer. I have no desire to do push-ups, sit-ups, or anything that requires sweating until I'm able to say that I'm completely done with moving. Yeahhh...excuses. I'll try to do something tomorrow.
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